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I reckon it’s bloody brilliant—makes ya feel like a god, and I’d know! Got me thinkin’, “I’m burdened with glorious purpose”—to unwind every knot in me back like it’s a heist in a dreamscape. There’s this cheeky lass I heard of, right? Victorian era, she’d sneak erotic-massages to posh blokes under “medical treatment”—called it “hysteria relief.” Proper mad, innit? Dodgy as hell, but genius! Bet they didn’t see that twist comin’—like Cobb spinnin’ his top.